gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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saltbone:

this asshole

saltbone:

this asshole

(via kateisabellerose)

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

(Source: realfurry, via txlover)

kneesntoews:

you know more people might enjoy Shakespeare if you taught them about the dick jokes and encouraged them to laugh at the jokes and understand the puns and the sex jokes and to treat the comedies like the ridiculous soap operas they are 

(via leatherclad-spikedcollar)

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

(Source: nonstaff, via mattheldersiscoolerthan-you)

Dexys Midnight Runners – Come On Eileen (16,311 plays)

Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen.

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urfavoriteloner:

doingitforthevine:

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…

Is this Drake?

abrotion:

gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks

(via cistro)

"People don’t realize that now is all there ever is; there is no past or future except as memory or anticipation in your mind."

Eckhart Tolle  (via cherche)

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flrebender:

*posts selfie*

image

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thecysight:

Ph: Svetlana Belyaeva

thecysight:

Ph: Svetlana Belyaeva

(via rosemadeline)

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

(via bullshitartist)

submariet:

impostoradult:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-of-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.

Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once
Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime
Just Drop Queen A Line
Queen Is Just Saying

submariet:

impostoradult:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-of-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.

Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once

Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime

Just Drop Queen A Line

Queen Is Just Saying

(via love-fuelled-lust)

polople:

*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*

(via kateisabellerose)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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