australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

(via shinyfruit)

lennepkade:

BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN, JAN!

(Source: danieldaylois, via sparkydeathcap)

beardedandbadass:

I ACTUALLY HATE THE FEELING WHEN YOU CAN TELL YOURE LOSING INTEREST IN A SONG YOU REALLY LIKE

(via shinyfruit)

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

(Source: jardsale, via garynumanssheep)

(Source: videohall, via domsimper)

vesley:

my whole life

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(via confusednewyorker)

missiletoes:

"oh he so hungry, yeah he want two phở"

missiletoes:

"oh he so hungry, yeah he want two phở"

(Source: epithelia, via shinyfruit)

(Source: jewist, via mellifluouscataclysm)

connorkawaii:

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

(via ifyouweretherebeglad)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via matchingvelvetduvet)

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via shinyfruit)

rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

(via waynemcoyne)

(via thousandthoughtsatonce)

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potter-who-lock:

Andy you had one job

potter-who-lock:

Andy you had one job

(via bbloodshake)